- We have received several reports of cattle in the road near the Old Mullins farm on Country Line Rd., so be sure to watch out for stampeding heifers.
- Verna Simms has reported seeing colored people driving up and down her road for the second day in a row near the Wasola City Limits, so if you live near Wasola you might want to plan an alternate route.
- Traffic is backed up for about a quarter mile out on Hog Danger Rd, because Roberta Mackey is riding that damn lawnmower out in the middle of the road again. Sheriff Tackett is trying to flag her down, but she ain't wearing her hearing aid so that poor old thing can't hear nothin.
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