Tonight kicks off the annual Wasola Walleye Festival! The festivities start down at the fairgrounds at 8:00pm with a star-studded performance from the Stotler Brothers, a Statler Brothers tribute band.In addition to the the joyful noise from the Stotlers, we will also have a cake walk, a quilt raffle, a hollerin contest, and line dancing. For the children, there will be a cow patty kickin contest, donkey rides, and puppets performing the Book of Job down at the Ladies Auxiliary booth.
This year we have also obtained a liquor permit much to the chagrin of the pastor's wife. Sometimes I wish that damn woman would get off her high horse! But anyway, please visit the VFW booth if you'd like an ice-cold can of Pabst. They will also be selling dixie cups of Arbor Mist for the ladies.
Tonight's celebration ends promptly at midnight, because everbody knows there ain't nothin open after midnight except a pair of loose legs! Tomorrow's walleye tournament will commence at 6am sharp. I would like to encourage everone to come down here and catch as many damn walleye as you can. Seriously folks, we have got to get these walleye out of the creek. They're killin all the carp!
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